Q: Why do people tend to hate Stormers Rugby players on sight?
A: Because it saves time.
1 Stormers Rugby player in Chinese restaurant..
"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy."
Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
2 "Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir
Q: What do you get when you put 28 Stormers cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Stormers fan is there?
A: He's the one with a duck
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Stormers rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Stormers fan - twice.