Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Stormers Jokes

Q: Why do people tend to hate Stormers Rugby players on sight?
A: Because it saves time.


1 Stormers Rugby player in Chinese restaurant..
"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy."
Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."

2 "Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir


Q: What do you get when you put 28 Stormers cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.


Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Stormers fan is there?
A: He's the one with a duck


Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Stormers rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Stormers fan - twice.

19 comments:

  1. There's a shortage in house's in Cape town after the weekend of rugby..
    bec the stormers supporter's all came back to earth..

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  2. WHEN WE WIN THE SUPER RUGBY THIS YEAR YOU ALL WILL HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE STORMERS, THE BEST TEAM IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!

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    1. Chokers mate AGAIN

      That is all we can say

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  3. Hoe maak jy 'n Stormer Dood? (Met 'n FKN... Spiesssssssssssssss..........)

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  4. Well played this weekend Stormers..

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  5. To the anonymous user with the caps......
    NOU WAT NOU????

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  6. Lets see if you can make higher than 7th this year. Lions will probably be higher hahaha.

    Yes Bulls WERE successful, but right now, the past counts for nothing. You can live in the past, it wont change the future.

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    1. LOL, seems like the Lions are in trouble... And the Bulls, well, they're looking pretty awsome

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    2. VOEL SPIESSSSSSS SE HORING JOU FOKKEN PIENK BULL........EK SE SOOS DIT IS, NE!!!!!

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    3. LMGA! Het ek aan 'n senuwee geraak? Vir wie skreeu jy volgende jaar as die Kings jou span vervang?

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  7. stormers spel elke jaar die slfde patron. Goed in die begn swak op di einde.

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  8. Ja dis waar. Dit vang vir arme Schalkie elke jaar met die goeie spel in die begin en die swak spel in die einde. Kom ons kyk hoe vaar de Villiers.

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  9. STORMERS IS MAAR BRA KAK

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  10. Ai jaijai kyk dit was 'n harde game gisteraand Stormers vs Bulls maar op die ou einde van die dag toe wen die beste span kerels... Ek is 'n Stormer en eks trots op my span hoop net hulle eindig die jaar sterk.

    Ek wil niemand sleg se nie maar moenie jou IK weggee nie. Die buls het hulle gat gesien op loftus in hulle pienk truie met 'n shocking try en ons was 14man vir 10min waar julle niks kon doen nie soo rerag die bulle was nie soo goed nie.

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  11. Stormers is top ma kan neti afrond nie bring ou rassie trug...

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  12. Spies is the laziest bastard out there! He hangs around waiting for the ball so he can look like a glory boy, do some hard work for a change! Get into the rucks and mauls, instead of walking around posing like a main oke....what a knob. If he gets into the Bok team ahead of Vermeulen I'll puke!

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  13. STomers voking suck in hulle ma se poese in

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    1. As jy die stomers wil kak gee leer eers spel

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  14. Ek het altyd gedink diere het geen verstand tot ek my pappagaai probeer leer het om te se die stormers gaan wen toe begin hy lag.

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