Q) Why do Shark players like smart women?
A) Because opposites attract!
Q) What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead Sharks supporter?
A) There are skid marks in front of a dead dog...
Q) What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A) OJ Simpson had a more credible defence...
Q) What's the difference between a jet engine and the Sharks?
A) A jet engine eventually stops whining...
Q) Did you hear about the South African who was found dead in an Sharks jersey?
A) The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Q) Did you hear that the SA Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps with pictures of Sharks players on them?
A) People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Durban gaan 'n behuisings probleem hê Saterdag. Wanneer al die Sharks ondersteuners terug kom aarde toe!